From my Outbox: The Anniversary T-Shirt

In this "feature" I present to you e-mails that I have sent-to-all at work. They are mostly about local matters at work, but so damn funny that I know you’ll enjoy them. I sent this out yesterday as a thoughtful response to a particularly red T-shirt we got for our Managing Director’s 50th birthday anniversary … Continue reading From my Outbox: The Anniversary T-Shirt

From my Outbox: A quick glance on the evolution of Norwegian Christmas

In this "feature" I present to you e-mails that I have sent-to-all at work. They are mostly about local matters at work, but so damn funny that I know you’ll enjoy them. I sent this out today in the spirit of the season. I’m still expecting my forced resignation any minute now. If you enjoyed … Continue reading From my Outbox: A quick glance on the evolution of Norwegian Christmas

From my Outbox: A small step for man, a giant leap for mankind

In this "feature" I present to you e-mails that I have sent-to-all at work. They are mostly about local matters at work, but so damn funny that I know you’ll enjoy them. I sent this out yesterday when diggers (professional workers, not slang for native Americans) had begun to tear up the garden. A decision … Continue reading From my Outbox: A small step for man, a giant leap for mankind

From my Outbox: Please make sure the exits are locked

I was down in the basement last night, at around ten pm, when I discovered that the basement door was completely open. Anyone could just walk right in. I thought "wtf, I should call Securitas". I had barely put down the phone and had a coffee ‘fore I heard a noise. I was standing in … Continue reading From my Outbox: Please make sure the exits are locked

From my Outbox: Office documents disappearing

I’ve been getting a lot of "lost document" calls lately. Consider this analogy: You’re working at home, sitting on the edge of your chair writing down the last four pages of a document due three minutes and seventeen seconds ago. Your four year old kid waltzes in, innocent, naive and extremely annoying. – Muum, can … Continue reading From my Outbox: Office documents disappearing

From my Outbox: Gone with the wind

We’ve been moved around again at work, since they are re-building some offices. A vast cloud of glue penetrates the air across the entire second floor, up the elevator shaft, and I can even smell it here @ 3rd floor. Here’s my send-to-all: The status quo of the library’s oxygen level reached a critical low … Continue reading From my Outbox: Gone with the wind

Learn from an experienced beer mate, mate

So, Friday night I was sitting there in my chair, watching the street and people passing by (I’m on street level), with Pollini’s Chopin interpretation playing on my ears and my hands around an Irish Stout. I know that doesn’t really fit, but that’s the kind of guy I am. Chopin and beer? Sure thing! … Continue reading Learn from an experienced beer mate, mate