I’ve been watching the news lately with a growing concern, and NAAP agents in the field are simply confirming what I dread the most; the new world order. With penguins at the very top. What do these non-flying, arctic-dwelling birds have against us?
For those of you who are new here, I am currently the only official spokesman of the interNet Association Against Penguins (NAAP), formerly known as the National Association Against Penguins. Here you can read the NAAP manifesto. Our named agent X, Cameron, has been out in the field again, providing us with more photographic evidence to the cause. All of these pictures are very real.
More pictures are and will be made available at the bottom of the NAAP manifesto.
In other news, NAAP’s Pigeon Awareness Program has had a recent publicity success, since the Chinese admits making remote controlled pigeons.
As you remember the PAP program was released back in 2005 and it would take another two years before any official acknowledgment would be made. The NAAP takes this as a confirmation of their hard work, and I am only to congratulate them with the fruits of their efforts.
But we’re not entirely there yet. So spread the word, folks!