I was standing in the post office when my brother sent me an SMS telling me that Maddox had finally gone ahead and updated his site. Then the phone battery spontaneously exploded. Dang! I drop-kicked the little, old lady in front of me, threatened the nerd behind the counter with my wood chopper (viz. axe) to get things movin’, and soon I was back to work where I could sink into the deep wisdom of the hardest pirate alive since Chuck Norris. And Chuck was never a pirate.
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It’s because of all the calories they burn because they can’t shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there’s another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument..
For the first time in Maddox history, he’s taking advantage of Google’s new attaché, namely youtube. Check out his video called Mac vs PC Parody: The Unspoken Message. The question is: how long until youtube is simply an online temple to the worship of Maddox? I think we’re speaking days, if not hours. Harr!