It’s that time again! Role up your sleeves and start fishing..
<dez> lol got some hot lesbian thinking im one
<g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex
<dez> is your sceenname josihawt190?
<dez> oh shit
<g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone
<IAmAhab> i put those heads on easter island
<IAmAhab> it was a joke that went too far
<Kunda> I wanna see a Jerry Springer episode where a Scientologist gets into a scrag with a Raelian when they can’t agree which planet humans were sent to earth from
<TriPod11>bush ain’t THAT bad…he kinda knows what he’s doin
<idaredbeet08>Please, Monica Lewenski had more President in her than George Bush ever will.
<Curt teh Juggler>our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
<Curt teh Juggler>it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
<APC> I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time now
<APC> Well, I still pay
<APC> I just lie about what I bought
<APC> for instance
<APC> 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of hustler and playboy
<kuhbaert> Yoda: The other side is dark.. very dark.
<kuhbaert> Obiwan: Quit whining and eat your toast already
<sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure.
<sd> Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he’s going to get it. He doesn’t have to hack the system, he can just get it from you."
<sd> Exec: "That’s crazy, I’d never give anyone my password."
<sd> Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone’s broken in. He’s got a gun to your daughter’s head, and he tells you he’s going to shoot in ten seconds if you don’t give him your password. What would you do?"
<sd> Exec: [long pause] … Which daughter?
<sd> To this day I still don’t know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.
<Delanushorse> Dude, I was eating a chocolate bar in my kitchen the other day, when my mom walks in
<Delanushorse> I was like "it’s like an orgasm in my mouth" and my mom says "oh, believe me, you DON’T want to know what that tastes like".
<Delanushorse> I guess she realized what she said, because she walked out really quickly.
<Ben> I love the internet.
<Ben> You can ask your girl friends about their problems
<Ben> Play xbox for 20 minutes
<Ben> Come back, say "Yeah you’re right…"
<Ben> Then go play some more xbox.
<@Reb> …You son of a bitch that was me!
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