This year’s prank was listed on aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com: "Sigg3’s vulgar blog sold to online car dealer, in order to retire back to nature." Please find me in their list (currently I’m on page 4 of 2008) and give me your vote.
Today I was asked to make posters for a First Aid course. Guess which was ruled out:
NO YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
You can’t do CPR telepathically!
You can’t do CPR with a shovel!
CPR is not a party trick!
Don’t trust the Kangaroo to help if you are disabled!
No! No! No! Kangaroos don’t give a shit!
This is NOT CPR! It’s Sixty-Nine!