I got a BSOD in Windows Vista today, and Vista politely asked me whether I wanted Vista to check what the problem was and provide me with any solutions. I clicked yes, and after some thorough afterthought it presented me with the answer:
This problem was caused by Windows Vista, which was created by Microsoft, Inc.
Microsoft, Inc. is aware of the problem and working as quickly as possible to make a solution available.
What do you mean? It’s right here: www.linux.org