Because we just went ahead and bought ourselves a home!
Best. Bathroom. Ever.
That’s right! Me and Lady C blew our entire future income on a little gem that will need a little redecorating, but has enough space and charm to satisfy the high demands of yours truly — and the much steeper demands of Lady C — all to a price we can both swallow. Even though there will be lots of stale bread and no bacon in the next five years… And you are the first one to know, internet! Even my mother doesn’t. But I’ll have to get some dinner and red wine before I pick up the phone, ’cause realization has yet to dawn on me.. All. That. Money. I’ll never sleep again.