Despite my outmost effort to stay completely mysterious and inaccessible to common folk, my newly assigned courses in German language forces me to work in groups during our 1-hour seminars a couple of times a week. Here’s me using a new word in a sentence:
– "Das junge Mädchen hat keine fingerspitzengefühl…"
– Das ist sehr gut, Sigg3.
– "aber ich -"
– Ja, das ist ganz genug!
I can’t help but feel like a porn star whenever I speak German. Kriege ein Bier.
“I can’t help but feel like a porn star whenever I speak German.”
Oh, great! I though I was the only one. Though technically, a woman speaking German sounds like a porn star. A guy speaking German sounds like a Nazi from Yugoslavian war movies about partisans.
… Hey, I thought it was a common knowledge!
Right, right. But I mean, picture your grandad/mum saying: "Kommen Sie hier, bitte."
With a strangled laugh in their throat.. We have these kind of listening tapes on mp3 that I listen to on the bus, and I sometimes laugh out loud because it’s so porn-y.
It’s just made for porn. Ironically, I find most German porn unarousing..