Latest Internet Relay Chat-logs (IRC)

Back by irregular demand, I fetch the best IRC quotes from bash.org for you kids. IRC, for you youngsters out there, is like a social network only live and anti-social. It’s also immoral, un-educational and probably unhealthy. Enjoy!

#947444
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 25
//

#947055
<@gongoputch> so my 12 year old has been BEGGING me for a minecraft server. I told him ‘OK’, he said YEA!’, I say ‘but you have to install the OS (FreeBSD), configure it, set up a jail and generally learn enough to admin it.
<@gongoputch> he hates me now
<@gongoputch> BUT – he got it running :)
<@gongoputch> after it was going, he looked up at me and said ‘This OS is the logical thing I have ever seen’
<@gongoputch> … it’s little moments like those …

#946461
<@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
<@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance(FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory(Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString("1.5").getResult()

#945825
<a> I have a new girlfriend, man. She┬┤s 90-60-90…
<b> wtf? She is purple

#945624
CandyKillJoy: Have you heard of Avenged Sevenfold?
Danktolker: Yeah, I went to one of their concert
CandyKillJoy: You’re a fan?
Danktolker: Unfortunately something called a "mosh pit" broke out, which I misunderstood as a series of failed hug attempts
Danktolker: I was beaten rather severely after trying to join in
Danktolker: Learn from my mistakes, friends

#944007
<@Scootz> i just realized i left ‘erection after death’ in my google search bar when i let my dad use the computer
<@Scootz> and it’s different now

#921395
<Aussie> I was listening to some girls talking in a video store.
<Aussie> And one of them was saying that she had failed her learners permit because she had used both hands to change gears.

#930784
<mindbomb> anytime anyone refers to themselves as a ‘foodie’ I want to knock their fucking teeth out
<mindbomb> oh you like to eat food that tastes good? congratufuckinglations
<mindbomb> blog about it

#937988
<+ChubZee> i was watching telly this morning before i went to work
<+ChubZee> and there was a discussion on about a charity that deals with teenage pregnancy
<+ChubZee> which is a huge problem in the uk
<+FCN|M0rlock> i can imagine
<+ChubZee> and they’re advocating anal sex as a form of contraception
<+ChubZee> (which i’m all for)
<+ChubZee> and their tag line is "one up the bum and you won’t be a mum"
<+ChubZee> i was almost dying laughing

#939691
Venificus: Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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