Words are out that our beloved dictator and marketing genius, mr. Bill Gates, has announced that his latest version of Words®™ is out. "This final version is guaranteed to allow American-English writing and auto-completes sentences with words that rhymes with the beginning of it."
In addition, it is totally free! Gates says that this has to do with Microsoft®™’s economical situation, and the fact that he now can buy as much as 29 nuclear warheads and get the last one (in a bundle of 30) at discount rates. Spokesman of Microsoft®™, mr. Dic Khead, said in today’s press conferance that the consumer should "consider this offer a payback of the latest years in Microsoft®™ slavery."
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