Download the latest version of Microsoft Words for free (totally legal)!

Words are out that our beloved dictator and marketing genius, mr. Bill Gates, has announced that his latest version of Words®™ is out. "This final version is guaranteed to allow American-English writing and auto-completes sentences with words that rhymes with the beginning of it."

In addition, it is totally free! Gates says that this has to do with Microsoft®™’s economical situation, and the fact that he now can buy as much as 29 nuclear warheads and get the last one (in a bundle of 30) at discount rates. Spokesman of Microsoft®™, mr. Dic Khead, said in today’s press conferance that the consumer should "consider this offer a payback of the latest years in Microsoft®™ slavery."
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