In the news: Trouts against Terror!

Dagsavisen reports that the government of Rome has introduced a new, brilliant weapon against terrorism; trouts. These especially trained fishes are placed in the city’s watersupplies to report of any abnormalities in the waterquality, i.e poison. Roman soldiers appointed as Trout Guardians have also been trained to look after the fish.

I think this is a great move towards a better world. Trouts against terror!
See also: National Association Against Penguins

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