Latest Internet Relay Chat-logs (IRC)

<mgr> I was under the impression that the program was fully functional? I am not correct?
<kitchen> Depends on what you think ‘fully functional’ means
<kitchen>The Rebels believed the DeathStar to not be ‘fully operational’ and look what that got Alderan.

<pothead2234> sometimes i wonder what are all the words other than breasts and food are for
<This_girl> well, words you use in order to reach em

<sparhawk85> if Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

<squire> can anyone here help me, i just dled a movie and i dunno what to do
<kokoro> have you tried…watching it?

<Raiks> Has anyone got their ‘Violence Against Women: Australia Says No’ booklets yet?
<Sweep> i have raiks
<Natus> i have too
<Raiks> My girlfriend opened it and got a paper cut from it, and then belted me for laughing at her

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You’re next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

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