<CoRDS> there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today’s paper is ‘Suicide Bomber Killed’.
<Czarina> I’ve always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.
<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV…
<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out…
<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley
<WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
<sparhawk85> if Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons
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<^haksor^> anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
<^haksor^> not enough letters in that???
<tiltti> try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
<ThAJuGgAlEtTe987> Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this worldthat youu would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. When youuu make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on you list
<ZooTYaDeaDHomiE> Go Fuck Yourself