Song of the day: Jeremy Bender

Dedicated to all the ravers in the nation; Pull yourselves together!*

Jeremy bender was a man of leisure,
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses,
Finally decided to become a nun.

Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper,
Threatened to fist her if she didn’t come clean
Jumped on the mother just like a brother
Asked one another if the other is a queen.

Diggin’ the sister she was a mister
Shouldn’t have kissed her, but he couldn’t say no
Wanted to leave her couldn’t believe her,
So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go

Violently stolen from www.LetsSingIt.com
(* The dedication, though, has nothing to do with the song..)

4 thoughts on “Song of the day: Jeremy Bender”

  1. That introduction reminds me of something…

    *cough*
    Are You ready to Fly
    Can’t Stop Ravin’
    Hand in Hand
    Milion miles Away From Home
    aso..aso..
    *cough*

  2. You’re probably the only one who can see it. Who else listens to German machinepop?
    I miss Are you ready to Fly. Can you send it to me? on my gmail acc?

  3. No, the question is too hard. I will never rest until I answer it, and it is so difficult that I will never be able to!! Oh no!

    Nerd.
    MP, naturally.

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