The Daily Bloon gave me the link of the day. It is Cassandra Claire‘s The Very Secret Diaries of LotR! It’s absolutely brilliant. Just check this out.
Link of the Day: «The Very Secret Diaries of LotR»
Frodo Baggins’ diary. Day One:
Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn’t quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to do with Elf medicine.
Frodo Baggins’ diary. Day Three:
Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
Legolas’ diary. Day four:
Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down.
Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!
Legolas’ diary. Day six:
Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
Orcs so silly.
Still the prettiest.
Sam Gamgee’s diary. Day twent-four:
Boromir killed by orcs. Knew orcs good for something.
Frodo off to Mordor. Taking me along, hurrah! Mr. Frodo needs cheering up as seems inexplicably sorry to say goodbye to Gimli, as well as is depressed and claims is now sure he will die a virgin in the barren wastelands of the Dark Lord’s realm.
We will see about that.