- A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
- Support wildlife — vote for an orgy.
- There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, Yes, I know.
- Losing your drivers’ license is just God’s way of saying BOOGA, BOOGA!
- Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
- Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
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