That’s right you! Maddox, ye olde fav’rite pirate running the best page in the Universe are writing a book! No bullshit! Here’s what he writes:
Holy shit! I’m writing a book!
Partly fueled by my desire to give children the "wrong ideas about life," and partly fueled by contempt for trees, I have decided to write a book. I’ve been mentioning my "other projects" for months, and this is one of the big projects I’ve been working on. Here are some details:
Publisher: Kensington Books
Release Date: March ’06
Page count: 144
Title: To be announced
The genre is still up in the air. The publisher wants to release it under "humor" but I’m pushing to have it released in devotional literature or self help.