57-year old grandmother turned terrorist!
Cecilia Beaman is a 57-year-old grandmother, a principal at Pacific Middle School in Des Moines, and as of Sunday is also a suspected terrorist. Another story about government agencies using the far-fetched term ‘terrorist’ to nullify constitutional rights.
Star Trek’s Scotty dies!
An imaginary quotation from Star Trek that further enrichened the cult, "Beam me up, Scotty", also contributed to his fame (the quote is included in Futurama and Loaded weapon, in example). He died the 20th of July at the age of 85. He will be mourned. Time for a new ST marathon, I presume.
PHRACK #63 released!
For 20 years PHRACK magazine has been the most technical, most original, the most Hacker magazine in the world. Over that time, many new techniques, new bugs and new attacks have been published in PHRACK. We enojoyed every single moment working on the magazine. But they ain’t dead yet!
Bigfoot or bear or even bison?
Temporary results from testing of Bigfoot hair sample kind of looks like Bison. A University of Alberta scientist is offering to run a DNA test it.
US Authorities are uncertain on how to approach the situation, but they are certain that there is money in it. "If bigfoot really exists," one undisclosed, funny character says, "we should predominantly check whether they come under the term ‘illegal aliens’ or good, tax-paying citizens."
300 Scoutboys sickened by heat
More than 300 Boy Scouts were sickened by the heat Wednesday while waiting for President Bush to arrive at a memorial service for four Scout leaders who were killed while pitching a tent beneath a power line.
That’s what you get when you wait for Bush.
And pitching a tent beneath a power line? Didn’t Darwin cover this in his treatise?
Irelandseye.com needs people to look for Leprechauns
They’ve put up a webcam near a tree that over the years has provided leprechauns with acorns for their pipes and other Irish fairies with shelter. The tree is also protected by an Irish fairy known as a skeaghshee, apparently. And I’ve always thought leprechauns were some part of a bizarre sexual act.
Here’s a sample of the scientific reports:
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If a sheep had come to tear it down, I bet someone would spot a UFO. So if you don’t have a day job, this is what you should do. Come on now. Contribute to society!