I had no e-mail this morning. (Except for spam.)
That could by any standards mean that I have no friends. But what you learn from social research, is that the interpretation decides the meaning of the facts. In other words, I have duly and thoroughly answered any request from the people, leaving you all satisfied with the information I have provided. The lack of incoming e-mails, then, is a clear and inquestionable proof of my expertise. My infailable experience has rendered me flawless in terms of being open and warm hearted to the common man that desires so much knowledge about me.
So, that’s the interpretation.
What can I say? I like to stay in touch with the little people.
EDIT, five minutes later:
Ooh. I almost deleted my sister’s e-mail with the spam.
What can I say? Family kicks ass.