As written on a Chinese poster:
Do you know
Here is a world class master
Inosculate the classic piano, symphony
Rock-and-roll and Jazz
To a perfect uni
He has magical fingers
And an enchanting look
He has created a miracle in the world
musical field, having performed as many as 12800 itinerant concerts
He is unique in the world
He is a musician who as acquired two
world-class prizes of piano and composer
He is the national treasure of the Swede
He is the pride of Europe
He is a music talent enjoying the
worldwide fame
He is the piano King
– Robert Wells
.. but apart from that I’ve never heard of him.