No, we’re not talking Bill Gates’ kids or anything. Garden gnomes!
Actually, they claim to have the finest collection of garden gnomes in the world. What does that mean, really? I think all of them look suspiciously like old, perverse drunks. But no. According to this site, they’re "high quality garden art". You learn something new every day:)
Link of the day: garden-gnomes-need-homes.com
You should especially check out the fascinating photo shoot called The Senior Garden Gnomes put Jezebel on trial. Jezebel was an unsuspecting bitch, e.g. golden retriever, put on trial for digging in the flowerbed..
(The picture attached does not reflect the Link of the Day’s business profile or secret agenda… at least not as far as I know…
But I mean, you do start to wonder when people do this for a living, right? I wonder what they do in the spare time.. Do they walk around nude? With a storage room of voyeurist gnomes? Now that’s a fetish if you ask me!)
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Great site! Thanks for the tip!
Oh, and you’ve got my full support!