Guess who just got paid!!

From what you’ve read before, you should know I don’t care much about Valentine’s Day. Not because I’m a prick, I can assure you that I am a prick, but that that’s got nothing to do with it. I just don’t like it. Same thing with Mother’s Day and Father’s Day and Mondays.
In fact, the only reason I know that it was Mother’s Day last Sunday, was my mother telling me so. One should think that a mother would say this in much the same way a raged bull would signify any particular point before gutting you, but not my mother! She sees through all the commercial crap.
Secondly, she’s not a bull.

But the knowledge that for other people Valentine’s mean something, and that I was alone despite that fact, was kind of sad. Not kind of, really, it was sad. As sad as it was waking up alone this morning. It’s winter for chrissakes! Keeping company with someone, even in bed, is a matter of surviving the cold. And my bed was rather cold. Most of the time I really love waking up alone, though. But enough of my triology of lack.

I GOT PAID TODAY! (w00t w00t!)

This has been an unconsciously long month.
I had beginning to lose my hope it would end. In fact, I had almost signed a petition by the Doomsday prophets showing that leaving the earth to the meek was a democratic decision. Now I can refrain from it, and do what I always do; laugh at the meek. HA HA!

Even despite my paying 50% tax this month, I’ve got a good deal of money. I feel just like giving everyone a hug. When I got this in the e-mail this afternoon:

Fucking St.Valentine

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially
in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time…
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the
medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!

I almost sent an email in reply to say that we understand that the spammer has a heart too and that he really doesn’t mean any harm by sending along some advertisment of generic prescription drugs. Of course I was touched by the moment, hardly in any mental condition to be accountable for my actions, and it’s my firm belief that we should kill all spammers!
But it only shows that even I can get caught in the moment, tossed around on the emotional seas, when I finally get paid. It took awfully long though. Maybe I should be more careful in the future, write down a budget and keep to it…
How will I celebrate? Uhm.. I still have sausages and spaghetti left… :p

EDIT 19:00:
Oh, and I’ll get myself a haircut. Tomorrow. How could I forget?

EDIT 19:20
And a Linksys Compact wireless router… ahem…

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