Dude: Microsoft Product activation, are you activating Windows?
Dude: This the first time you activate windows?
Me: Well, yeah, it was pre-installed.
Dude: Can you read me the numbers on your screen?
Me: All nine blocks?
Dude: Just the first
Dude: That’s a stationary or a laptop?
Dude: What brand is it? Dell, Fujitsu siemens, Compaq?
Me: Uh, it’s a Dell.
Dude: Can you read the numbers on the label printed on it?
Me: The guys at the store removed the cover.
Dude: At the store?
Me: Yeah. They had to change the harddrive.
Dude: I didn’t know Dell had stores.
Me: Oh, fuck.
Dude: Yes. But thanks for calling, anyway!
Me: Err, yeah, no problem.
Me: THE HUMANITY!
Product Activation of Doom And the Clock Is Ticking! Gaaaaaaah!
Note: This is purely a thought experiment. I would never violate copyright laws. Ever. Not once. Right? Who? Me? Pirated software? Nooo. *cough*