Latest Internet Relay Chat-logs (IRC)

I can’t believe I use hours reading bash dot org quotes, but it is true whether I believe it or not. To make up for this handicap, I post some of them here to waste your lives too. Here we go.

#26989
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG?

#27608
<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a meth lab
<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit
<Tuxedocat> there’s stuff that can kill you if you mess with it
<Tuxedocat> it’s run by a strange guy who doesn’t like visitors

#29198
<Coldfeet®> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope

#29433
<Nastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off
<matt> that don’t impress me much

#30380
<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

#30590
<savant9> nothin’s worse than when you’re watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face… i mean c’mon.. is that really what i want to see when i’m holding my dick

#31552
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
<spritegoddess> I suck at life.

#5301
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. – Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

#426527
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants

#229070
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE

That’s it, good night!

3 thoughts on “Latest Internet Relay Chat-logs (IRC)”

  1. I know:)
    There were this couple’a girls I used to work with who only ate veggies. I first tried the Maddox tactic; for every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.
    But I see now I should resort to this instead:)

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