I can’t believe I use hours reading bash dot org quotes, but it is true whether I believe it or not. To make up for this handicap, I post some of them here to waste your lives too. Here we go.
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG?
<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a meth lab
<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit
<Tuxedocat> there’s stuff that can kill you if you mess with it
<Tuxedocat> it’s run by a strange guy who doesn’t like visitors
<Coldfeet®> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope
<Nastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off
<matt> that don’t impress me much
<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
<savant9> nothin’s worse than when you’re watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face… i mean c’mon.. is that really what i want to see when i’m holding my dick
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
<spritegoddess> I suck at life.
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. – Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
That’s it, good night!