If you read my blog regularly, you know that I’m better than you.
But if you don’t, you may not, so I’ll tell you right away. I’m better than you.
LOTD: Animals better than you (via Boreme)
The link of the day shows other species that are also better than you.
EDIT: By the way, if you doubted the piece of info on the Tapir, think again.
«The penis of the male tapir is very long when erect. The tapir has the one of the longest penis to body size ratios of any animal. The specimen of tapir believed to have the longest penis ever observed is currently on display at the Koenigsberg Zoo.» (source)
The tapir is better than you.