Did you know that it’s an old tradition to capture and eat sparrows in South Germany?
They capture them with intricate net constructions and grains injected with sleeping drugs. The problem is that you need so many to fill one plate that some types of Old World Sparrows are close to extinction.
But I believe future progress in genetic engineering will solve this. Technically enlarged sparrows that will be big enough for one person.
Yes… Big, fuck-off sparrows that eat Germans.