Live like Vlad the Impaler

Impaling has always been one of my favourite pastimes, and keeping in spirit of my New Year’s Resolutions, maybe this place could be something for me? And as the advertising said "for a building dating from 1377, it’s in reasonably good condition."

But I think it’s a bit draughty. And there’s 57 rooms to clean. I would have to hire a maid.. Actually, I would have to hire many maids.. Quite a few of them.. Yes.. Many maids.. And me.
*Sigg3 boggles at the concept
I’d better stop there before I get another feminist attack group on my neck.

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