Imagined conversations best kept quiet

Client: When’s the new machine coming?
Sigg3: You know as much as I do about the ETA
Client: But can’t you make them ship it right now?!
Sigg3: My hands are tied..
Client: I’m gonna go to the bosses and whine about it
Sigg3: ..to restrain me from physically manifesting my rage

And later, another VERY angry client

Client: OMG! THERE’S BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE the client STARTED HERE AND THERE’S STILL NO NEW COMPUTER IN the OFFICE!!
Sigg3: Yes. Largely because the client chose a computer not even in the market yet.
Client: OMG! the client IS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON AND BECAUSE I ASPIRE TO ONE DAY JOIN THE RANKS OF STUCKUP I NEED TO SATISFY the client’s UNREALISTIC DEMANDS. SIGG3! You Must Do something about this right away! I’m So Angry! THIS WON’T DO AT ALL!
Sigg3: I can see why you’re mad. It must really hurt to have that silver spoon stuck so far up your ass.

People get fired all the time for writing what they think… Sometimes it’s worth it.

5 thoughts on “Imagined conversations best kept quiet”

  1. SIGG3 MAD! SIGG3 BRAKE PRETTY THINGS, LIKE PUPPIES! Apart from that, you gotta do what you gotta do. Who said it couldn’t be done with a chainsaw?

  2. Timmey, I know you know this already, but I love you man. Man I really do. And I can’t control myself, even when I’m like fucking divided by the ocean or something. Jesus, did I just write that? God may fuck me over on this one, I’ve made the neighbours angry..or something. I can’t really remember at the time.

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