Best spam comment I’ve read for days:
I don’t want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days. Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people …
— Davy Barry, THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE COMING!
Dave finished his comment with a link to party bingo. Party bingo. Since that’s the first thing I’d thought of if this situation should arise. That said, I’m heading off to Estonia in four hours.
I’ve heard they’ve better tinfoil anti-alien-nuclear shields over there.