Category: news

I had a really stressfull Friday morning. Would you like to hear about it? a) Yes b) Skip this post, dumbass! So, I got up real early just to get to work at the time when I’m supposed to, 8.30 am. Me and my colleague, mr. Johan, were going to bodyguard 300,000 NOK downtown with […]

I am now under a SPAM siege. In an hour I receive 1-5 SPAM comments in my commentsystem. Worry not, dear readers, ’cause during the years I’ve come to comprehend some of the reasons why SPAM bots are so successful in spreading misoury, and hence I’ve also learned some of the tricks to outwit these […]

I find this quite amusing. The 2004 Cow Parade’s world-travelling mascot was held hostage by the Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm (Sweden) and beheaded as a consequence of governments failing to rid cows from off the streets. Here’s their Manifesto: "We, the members of The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm feel morally obligated to protect […]

I hate it when people are so polite that they don’t mention that you’ve got something in your face. I mean, what’s so god damned polite about it, making me go around the entire building with something from lunch stuck to my face? It’s insubordinate inpoliteness in excellence exceedingly, without a doubt. Damn. And you […]

Kornelius seems to be ill. Well, he’s not the only one. In a feverish bubble of unreality I sit and shiver, with a total lack of energy or mind fuel to actually see anything but my own miserable state. I should’ve been at home, but I don’t want to use my sick-days. And, if I […]

Lately I’ve been getting more and more SPAM on a general basis to the sigg3.net server. Over the last two days I received 108 e-mails where one (1) was actually for me. In addition, SPAM bots are now adding comments to my weblog which I need to delete manually at the time being. The solution […]

During my cleaning of my basement, I stumbled across a couple of old paintings that’d just been lying around, no frames or nothing. Let me now if you’re interested, ’cause I really don’t have any room for them.. Estimated value: 3-600 million NOKs.

For the first time in my life I attended at a vorspiel made almost entirely out of girls, and I must say it was a somewhat different learning experience. I come from the North of Norway (au-ha!). I come from the country side of Northern Norway. I come from a small village where vorspiel, really […]

I’ve been looking through my posts, and except for beer and hangovers, I’ve come to the realization that most people don’t know twat about what I do. I’ve always thought it uninteresting, but that doesn’t necessarily have to apply to you (if it does, skip this post:). I’m currently serving the Kingdom of Norway. I’m […]