Category: thoughts

Guess who’s running the reception as we speak? You guessed right! It’s only temporary, this short half of an hour, but I’m enjoying every second of it. Why? Well, I’ve been thinking about just that. I feel like a god, sitting here directing incoming calls with the smallest whim from the end of my fingertips. […]

I like the sound of the words: Enormous breasts. Try to repeat them in your head all the time, as I’ve been doing all day, and you’ll see how relaxing a mantra they provide for. Enormous breasts, enormous breasts, enormous breasts.. Inner peace and tranquility acchieved by two words: Enormous breasts. Whisper it under your […]

I seriously dislike domain-names with broken in it. Broken-angel, broken-muse, broken-dark-angel-that-really-is-goth, broken-eyeglasses etc. Although broken-jaw is pretty cool. Yeah. Apart from that I hate the way I choose taking the elevator up one floor instead of walking the stairs, while downwards it doesn’t matter. I also dislike the fact that Kafka is considered intellectual. He […]

If I’d had the strength to do it, I would grab a shovel, go outside the building to the garden and dig a nice little hole in which I could lie. Hangovers are teh sux.

Listening to Nighthawks at the diner by Tom Waits. Was out last night. All night. Didn’t see my doorstep before 3 a.m. Checking out some helpers on hangovers: After a debauch, take a little wine the next day. Take a cool draught of ale in the morning, after a night’s excess. The advice was given […]

That’s it. You’ve worked an entire day, from the moment you got up and had to write those lines down, till you’ve returned home after a visit at the folk’s, and it is Friday night, but your friends have gone on vacation elsewhere. That’s just it, you know. That’s when you pour that glass of […]

Frank Robert, an African spam/conman, sent me this fraud-mail today. Thought it funny, so I decided to print some of it: Peace of The Lord Be with You! In my search for a reliable and God fearing person and having gotten your contact through prayers and painstaking efforts I have decided to seek your help […]

The Thing about Swine is that they’re pigs. More or less. They hang around in mud, dirt and flies. Those components are like magnets to each other. Still, these dirty animals have got something about them making people go ‘awww’, even though their smell is really awwwwful. Believe you me. When I was young I […]

Heh. Monday morning, eh? Well, I didn’t get to work before the morning was practically over. Or, it’s a question of definiton, rather. I mean, for some of us, for people like me, the free-minded and unworried, the morning might last till 2 p.m. In that sense I got to work early. At least it […]

This is a follow-up on my treatise on The Elevator Situation. Things you can/should do in an elevator. You can wiggle your toes. Even if you’re wearing sandals. You can change balance-point from heel to toes. You can actually keep your hands in your pockets, but should not shuffle your feet at the same time. […]