Category: thoughts

Today’s my ethnical holiday! W00t! Some of you may not be aware of this, but although I’ve got a red passport (Norwegian) I’m also an ethnic sami. My mother has told me that when she went to Florida as an exchange student, the schoolbooks said: "The Samis are the cowboys of Norway". They left out […]

I just got back from the toilet trying to get mayonnaise out of my nose. And people doubt that I’m a genius…! People have said to me "You seem like such an intelligent guy" but then they continue with "so how did you do on the IQ test?" Truth is I failed. I took it […]

Found a fruitbasked. Ate all the kiwi. Moved on.

Two days ago I got the results from my exam before x-mas. I got an A. I didn’t fail to mention this to the lovely, brown-eyed waitress at the café. She was impressed. I was cool. And there we were. Discussing my supreme genius. I never hold people’s inferiority against them. Thank God nobody noticed […]

Did you know that it’s an old tradition to capture and eat sparrows in South Germany? They capture them with intricate net constructions and grains injected with sleeping drugs. The problem is that you need so many to fill one plate that some types of Old World Sparrows are close to extinction. But I believe […]

There are so many questions in life, that one’s head might fall off from trying to sort them all out. Why can’t I keep money cold? Why haven’t I found a new place to live yet? Where is my favourite hat gone? How do you make a rabbit skin hat like the one I have […]

Listening to: Simple Man by Nomi Anyway. I read in Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet that Washington planned to send US Navy Seals to extract Mulla Krekar from Oslo. Krekar is featured on the latest versions of UN’s list of terrorist. They put the operation on hold in fear of ending up in a shoot out with […]

Let me just briefly salute North Korea. At 4 am this morning (Norwegian time), after I’d just tucked myself in to dream about wet lesbian vampires (they were wet because of the rain), North Korea conducted a controlled, underground nuclear test. They measured it to 4.2 on Richter’s scala here in Norway. Of course I […]

I have been at work now for twelve hours exactly. It’ll probably be a little longer before I pull the plug and waltz on outta here. I’ve had tens cups of coffees, lots of water, a king-sized Halal burger and it feels strange to breathe without nicotine. I need the cash, that’s true, but that’s […]

Trashing your hotelroom in a whisky frenzy is not that cool when you wake up and realize it wasn’t your hotelroom at all. It was your bedroom.