What’s up with that? Now that I’ve a contract I shouldn’t have to do time in the reception! I cling on to the Receptionists’ Manifesto like a beaver to trees, but it doesn’t help. I’ve got tons of work waiting on me, several social researchers trying to convinve me that just their assignment is the […]
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Oh, mother! on a Treat-Yourself-Tuseday
I’ve always been partial to doing as I please. That way, I’m pleased, and henceforth you’re pleased. I find it a most viable solution. I don’t rush to the office to reach the 9 o’clock deadline as perscribed in my contract. I rather stay one half-hour longer in the evening, if it’s required. And that’s […]
Happy Easter!
And what’s up with that bunny? Suddenly you get eggs and bunnies all over the place! For those of you who didn’t know, I live in "Little Kariachi" or Grønnland, the most multi-cultural and ethnically diversed part of Oslo, and even though most of the people around me are muslims or part of some occult, […]
Exploring the Cityscape, part IV
Part 4: Pidgeons I’ve been watching pidgeons lately for no particular reason. I’ve been keeping an eye on these fellas for a very long time, to be frank, since I often find them more intruiguing than the average John Doe wearing a suit and a tie, running around the city with a phenomenal briefcase with […]
Song of the Day: Wheelbarrow
This is a song that I wrote one day I was feeling very lonely and sore. It is inspired by Cat Stevens, if you’ve heard of him. Enjoy. Oh, I’m bein’ followed by a wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow Leapin and hoppin’ on a wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, […]
Cloroform release! Hit-single "Love you More" available for download!
Due to the concert tickets coming out for sale (in two hours.. NOW!) Cloroform has made the single Love you more from their newly released album Cracked Wide Open available for download. Click the link to download. The file will be removed in a short while, so don’t wait till after supper!! Click here to […]
Phone ET from home
I just heard on the radio that a group of engineers have begun to offer intergalactic phone calls! They charge you on a per-minute-basis for a conversation with the alien(s) that would happen to listen to the call. Here’s my phonecall with outer space: Dear Listener, I’m speaking on behalf of the population of Earth […]
Skype – an end to the conventional phone (rates)?
Skype IP phoning has become the latest thing at the office. I haven’t tried it just yet, but I’ve been told that it’s quite magnificent. The beauty of it is that you can phone long, yes even global, distances at no charge (except for the money you pay for connecting to the internet anyway). It’s […]
Poll #16: Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?
As I mentioned earlier, I’m single again. That forces me to jump back to square one and answer those eternal questions… like would I ever sleep with Paris Hilton? Poll #16: «Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?» The picture is from her hacked cellphone! Take it easy, boys and girls!
Pollresults on "Have you ever sat on a horse?"
I’m pretty disappointed here. I’d guess all my readers are either a) Texans/cowboys or b) Truckdrivers. But according to the poll results on the last weekly poll almost none of you have ever sat on a horse. Of course that includes me.. But I was glad we reached a 20 percent at least, to support […]