My little joke yesterday provoked a lot of unwanted attention. At first, I thought everyone would go ‘Oooh, smart joke, Sigg3, you inverted all the colors of yer frontpage (and comment popup)’. Despite the fact I don’t know how anyone can talk in parentheses, that’s what I expected. Instead everyone was like ‘Oooh, I like […]
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No April Fools without Fool's Gold
Last year’s April Fool’s prank was listed on aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com as I tried to convince you that my vulgar blog was going to be sold to an online car dealer, in order to retire back to nature. Boy, was I ahead of my time. MONTHS before the credit crunch! But no one believed me. Except for […]
Bedside conversations VIII
In the beginning of our present financial crisis, Norwegian newsreporters hadn’t come to terms with the depth and width of its extent, as would be revealed to us later. Instead they said that Norwegians would probably just wait buying that ump inch flat screen tv. So when the crisis hit the coast of Norway, me […]
RIP Babette † Sunday March 29th 2009
It isn’t long ago since our goldfish Fyodor died and the night before Sunday 29th of March, our second gold fish Babette died suddenly. Rest in peace. She was one of two gold fish in our first batch of living pets (we have a few dead pets lying around, such as Lady C’s pet plants), […]
Quote of the day by Mysterious mr. S
After the Dylan concert last night, we headed out to grab some beer. While standing at Youngstorget and discussing terrorism or something, the mysterious mr. S were quoted as saying: Are there any definite proof whatsoever that bin Laden was behind 7-11? That’s gotta be the quote of the day for yesterday! If you want […]
Neverending Tour March 25th 2009: No reason to get excited..
Yesterday we went to see Bob Dylan on his Neverending Tour. Me and Kornelius saw him on the same tour back in 2005. I complained about the sound then and I will complain about it now. The sound is crap. Oslo Spektrum was made for hockey games and horse riding, not music. With a better […]
Visiting the new opera house in Oslo
In the North of Norway we have a lot of mountains and fjords, and having grown up among them I feel kind of lost down south (east) where they call hills mountains and puddles lakes. It’s as if my natural points of reference are gone, replaced by the Radisson SAS hotel, the tallest building in […]
Have a nice weekend!
It’s Friday the 13th today. I feel I’ve got to say something. … I’ve got nothing to say to you. Go away.
Quick ramble of Wrong on a Thursday morning
I woke up all wrong this morning. I had dreamed so vividly about a volcano erupting near my childhood home that I could still feel the sweat marks beneath me. I can still remember the way one of the walls in my old bedroom fell down right before me, evaporating in the hellfire heat. But […]
Those little things that are love
People blog and write books about all sorts of petty events from their meaningless existence, like a voyeur on a cross they litter the vast field of human knowledge with uninteresting stories to the extent of being Generic. And I’m no different. I was supposed to argue with my boss about my salary today, working […]