Why I hate Tapas

This Sunday my mother and my brother took me and my sister out to celebrate our birthdays. They took us to Eastside’s Westside’s Barcelona Tapes Restaurant without conferring with our digestive preferences beforehand. I’ve been to Tapas restaurants before, and I didn’t like it this time either. Some of you suckers may be all like […]

Don't cha?

I was waiting for her to be finished with the coffee vendor machine, when she absentmindedly started singing: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don’t cha? The inside of me was screaming: YES!! I just looked down and mumbled: "I don’t have a […]