I just got to work after a sleepless night. I met two old folks standing outside the building. It happens every now and then, and quite often it is old women who went here when this was a Girl School. When I got inside after a little chat, I noticed that things were quite .. […]
Author: sigg3
May 16th 2006
The 16th of May has always been the national holiday of the youth, so naturally you go out and get drunk. After a big dinner of salmon at some relatives’, with ice cream dessert, coffee and a full introduction to Norwegian folk costumes, I was too full to do any shaking. But I knew it […]
Any tips on shaving?
This manual shaving is really getting to me. And I’m not a pussy. I once wrestled a bigfoot with the backside of my ankle. There’s three, maybe four people in the world who could do that. I’m just used to shaving quick and painless, and with the same rush as always I now shave quick […]
Two pictures
I promised you some pictures from the trip. Here’s the two most appropriate. As you can see, I was dressed up like a boyband. Mojo aside, I can’t stay away from truckdriver coffee. This is me and my father taking a walk. I think it is a good picture. My brother Koew will be hosting […]
Summum bonum
I’d forgotten how sharp those razors are. They are really sharp! Sharp like, well, razors.. So here I am, the human kebab, ’cause I’m not one of those suckers sticking toilet paper to my face. Toilet paper is for the ass. Had an ok weekend. The weather is rather strange at the moment, so I’m […]
Scatterbrain tidbits from recent events
I smashed my shaver this morning. I was standing in the shower, singing and doing small dancing tricks (and we’ve a really tiny bathroom), and when I was going to do the quick-pull of the towel, I also smashed my shaver into the tile floor. In philosophy we call that a fuck up. I’ve smashed […]
What you should be reading
Apart from the last Maddox update, I am a genius, you are not, ya’ll should just head over to Truckin’ and read till you flunk your exams. I did it. A lot of really great stories are hidden in there, about everything from things to tell a stripper to the in-depth details on donkey fucking. […]
From my Outbox: Office documents disappearing
I’ve been getting a lot of "lost document" calls lately. Consider this analogy: You’re working at home, sitting on the edge of your chair writing down the last four pages of a document due three minutes and seventeen seconds ago. Your four year old kid waltzes in, innocent, naive and extremely annoying. – Muum, can […]
Quote of the day
Turn WiFi and Bluetooth functionalities off when near a person who may have a cardiac pacemaker implant or other medical electrical device. Radio waves may affect pacemaker or medical device operation, possibly resulting in serious injury. I can see it for me. Detective Frost teaming up with the operation leader on site: – Who was […]
Scariest picture of the day: This guy just kicks ass
This might not strike you as scary at first, but I challenge you to think again. You can see that he’s trying to look all innocent and shit, but at the same time you know that there’s some devious mischief dwelling in that head of his. He’s totally evil. Look at him. Gotto love that […]