That’s right! The old devil has returned to the studio again, revealing that the rumours of an upcoming album will, in fact, be released this year, probably in autumn. Waits has this to say about what to expect: "I’m feeling good about it all. There are songs about politics, rats, war, hangings, dancing, automobiles, pirates, […]
So, me and Kornelius have begun a new webproject in Norwegian that can be read over at http://kristiania.norge.cc.
The world is going bazookas since people ain’t fond of each other. In order to do something about it, we all have to learn to appreciate the value of sharing. Like smoking during pregnancy, for instance! It’s a win-win situation. Nuff said.
My brother Koew sent me this joke by Anonymous: President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and meanings.The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class for an example […]
Pauly has released Truckin’ April 2004 (Vol. 3, Issue 4) where yours truly also has been allowed to participate most humbly and without capital letters. I haven’t had the chance to read through it yet, so it may stink from all I know, but I’d know more about this later on when I’ve actually read […]
Sent to me by my friend Kornelius. Intranslatable. "Hvem kan tage livet bacchantisk sublimt her, hvor man åndeligt og lægemligt lever af Knackwurst og Bier." – Letter to Frederik G. Knudtzon, sent from Dresden 19th of February 1871
"After spending some time last month trying to develop alternate graphic presentations for kinematic ratios in winged flight, I decided to try to answer one of the timeless questions of science: just what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Inspired by Monty Python, eh, Jonathan Corum? Read the article to see for yourself!
It has come to my immediate attention that the tasks performed in the landscape of an office-building requires a considerable amount of time to justify the importance of those involved. Like writing a report, going over statistical reasearch data, and stuff that would normally take 3-6 months will be subject to a process taking eventually […]
After I released the shocking photographic evidence I was sent by the National Association Against Penguins yesterday, they were soon to send me regards and asked me wether I was willing to host their pamphlet as well. I accepted the offer, as I’ve been true to the cause ever since its beginning in the early […]
The National Association Against Penguins (official webpage) has once again released breathtaking findings in their quest to abolish the freak that is the Penguin from the face of the earth. They’ve reached contact with undercover military photographer, known on the inside only as Cameron, who’s taken more than 150 photographs of penguins in military operations […]