The National Association Against Penguins (official webpage) has once again released breathtaking findings in their quest to abolish the freak that is the Penguin from the face of the earth. They’ve reached contact with undercover military photographer, known on the inside only as Cameron, who’s taken more than 150 photographs of penguins in military operations […]
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In the news: China to close down over 8000 internetcafés
China has done it again. They’re fucking with internet users. The chinese government has closed down more than 8600 internetcafés the last two month official media reports. The government are continuing closing down the cafés because, among other things, they want to strike down hard on websites that contains material which is hostile towards the […]
I vote for Maddox!
I was dropping by Maddox @ xmission to see what he’s been up to lately and discovered that he’s joined politics by founding The Regressive Party. Now, I think we can all agree that it was a matter of time before Maddox finally went political on us, and by reading his manifesto right now, I […]
Midnight Choir buried
The Norwegian group called Midnight Choir has finally taken the steps we’ve all been waiting for: they’ve quit. Midnight Choir dot org has nothing to report of this, don’t they read the newspapers I wonder, and since it is far from the 1st of April I trust what VG has reported.Silence, at last!
Sigg3 going art?
Check this out: Sigg3 at the office The fruits of my Monday at the office:)
System update
As you might have seen, I’ve added a print feature to the post-post span, in other words the little grey line of information beneath every post. I also removed "by Sigg3" since my readers should by now understand that I’m the only one posting here.. The print-feature opens the post in a text-version (in a […]
"I’m so goddamned horny that the crack of dawn better be careful around me." – Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the diner
In the news: Trouts against Terror!
Dagsavisen reports that the government of Rome has introduced a new, brilliant weapon against terrorism; trouts. These especially trained fishes are placed in the city’s watersupplies to report of any abnormalities in the waterquality, i.e poison. Roman soldiers appointed as Trout Guardians have also been trained to look after the fish. I think this is […]
Novelists live longer
CNN.com reports of a study on AVERAGE LITERARY LIFE SPANS among poets, playwrights and writers. The results? Haiku holds the threat of death Write prose live longer Poets 62 Playwrights 63 Novelists 66 Nonfictionwriters 68 Source: Journal of Death Studies Read the article: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/04/22/poet.deaths.reut/index.html Thanks to Pauly for tipping me about this without consent.
The Monty Python SPAM song
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word “spam” is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry […]