I knew I shouldn’t have said that! Now I’ve got too much to do!
Author: sigg3
From Bislet to Grønnland (and hopefully not back again)
As you’ve gathered from the previous newsflashes on my current situation, my civil service for the Kingdom of Norway has begun. For 13 – thirteen – months I’ll be working for close to nothing, as a deliveryboy and fax-machine-operator at the research institute known as Fafo institute Applied International Studies (FAFO AIS). The work I […]
Dada experiment from the 16th of February
Yet the girl by Sigg3 (Dada experiment from 16.02.04) Enlightens an awesome dream and dawn, as with strange never-are-its, I really light us. We occour when into pre-arranged sleep. Don’t do justice, The cathedral demon knows.
Desperate cries from a distant desktop…
Here I am. It’s 15:30 in the afternoon, which means that it’s exactly 30 minutes left before I exit that door behind my back. I’m sitting at my office at FAFO in Oslo, looking out the window at that big, old Church in front of our building. My head is still spinning from yesturday’s one-beer-too-much […]
Short in cash? Take a loan through the world bank!
We all thought this was reserved for nations and institutions, but we were all wrong. All you have to do to get a loan from The World Bank is to write an agreement and sign it with your own initials and this one: James D. Wolfensohn, President of the World Bank (Disclaimer: Sigg3 dot net […]
Kaada on tour!
Kaada tells his fan about his new tour in the latest newsletter. They begin next week and the dates/places looks something like this: 26/02 Bergen, Hulen 27/02 Ørsta, Rust 28/02 Trondheim, Samfundet 01/03 Store Studio, NRK1 06/03 Oslo, Blå I’ll have to see wether I get the time to check him out. He’s cool. "That’s […]
Download the latest version of Microsoft Words for free (totally legal)!
Words are out that our beloved dictator and marketing genius, mr. Bill Gates, has announced that his latest version of Words®™ is out. "This final version is guaranteed to allow American-English writing and auto-completes sentences with words that rhymes with the beginning of it." In addition, it is totally free! Gates says that this has […]
Link of the day: Fetish fun
Yahoo! News can tell us about a (so-called) German fetishist who ran into some trouble while performing his very favourite activity. Now, kids, don’t do this at home. (Don’t worry, there’s no graphical aid to the story, except for your imagination, of course. I can’t do anything with that. In other words: my hands are […]
Thoughts after reading Kafka's "The Trial"
I’ve just finished reading Kafka’s “The Trial” (a.k.a Der Prozess (de) and Prosessen (no)) which is supposed to be one of world literature’s better works. The version I’ve read is the ‘critical edition’ which is closer to Kafka’s own writing and also has fragments of unfinished and cut-out chapters, which I hope will cast additional […]
Shocking news about Pauly!
It has been a while since I’ve read the Tao of Pauly but when I swung by it this morning, only two minutes ago, I was shocked. My pulse hasn’t still declined down to the normal rate, and I fear it won’t ever happen, because this news is ballbreaking! PAULY CAN BE BLUFFED! Re: Haley’s […]