Category: news

Agh, this Thursday feels like a Tuesday. And Tuesday is the new Monday. Mondays are kind of cool nowadays. I don’t have time to elaborate, I’m gonna have to get my breakfast real soon, then it’s up to the University again and study. I had some bad luck this time in terms of study schedule. […]

Our receptionist is on holiday. We’ve got a new standin. Young. Cute. Nicely Coloured Blond. In SECURITAS uniform. There’s just something about uniforms that, well, turns me on. Can you say HOT? I can’t stop smiling around her. A girl in a uniform smiling back at you? That’s heaven on earth for me if there […]

I have to get meself a new wallet. It’s worn out. The money’s falling out faster than I can spend it. Buy a new wallet. I’ve never been comfortable with buying wallets. Logically they’re supposed to keep your money, so spending money on one is illogical. At least contra-intuitive. But of course it would be […]

Reporter: Cliff, any comments on the Seattle sound and Citizen Dick’s place in it? Cliff: I don’t like to reduce us just to being part of Seattle. I think of us expanding more. We’re huge in Europe right now. We’ve got records… A big record just broke in Belgium. Reporter: A song like "Touch Me, […]

Caligula – uncut version (DVD) Here I thought I already had the controversial movie, but it turned out nearly an hour of footage had been taken out. Anyone want the 109 minute rated version? It’s like the most horrific display of sexual deprevation depicting Roman emperor Caligula’s life, only without the horrific display of sexual […]

I’m sick of being treated like I have some veneral disease, like the birdflu. Whenever one of The Girls™ I live with hear me rumbling from my room to the kitchen, they duck away like frightened, little lambs. Okay, so you were naked. Does that necessarily mean that I’ll be standing there like a drooling […]

One of my favourite bloggers, Dooce, wrote that it isn’t interesting to write about what you had for lunch. Or actually one of her friends wrote it. But I beg to differ. Today I’m having a roastbeef sandwhich with some kind of butter-tasting cream innit, too little lettuce (but I see that I biologically get […]

I can’t believe I use hours reading bash dot org quotes, but it is true whether I believe it or not. To make up for this handicap, I post some of them here to waste your lives too. Here we go. #26989 <infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image. <Fleebis> […]

I’m not sure if I told you about the tricot party I was invited and went to during the summer, but it kicked ass! My friend has got a farm a little over an hours drive from Oslo, in the middle of what must be traditional farmland here in the southeast. Vast fields of wheat […]

Yesterday I had my autumn debut at the university. After finding out I had already missed two lectures, I finally pulled out my thumb and got my ass up to campus. Campus is a strange world. I’m the only normal person left. Anyway, after a coffee deal upgrade and buying all but three books on […]