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Saturday morning I got on the bus to (OSL) Gardermoen international airport, meeting my brother and mother at the airport. My sister’s in Zagreb, Croatia, and wouldn’t be able to make it since she was going by bus from Lyon in France through Rome in Italy.. Don’t ask. We were going to my aunt, uncle […]

Breaking news! This just in! A drunken driver flying low above a densely populated area in Canada with a pack of reindeer, was chased and shot in what developed into a wild goose chase among the chimney tops. For two of the officers from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police the 23rd became a little more […]

* This post may contain spoilers * Taxidermia (2006) Seeing this was totally incidental. Me and two friends had been out for dinner, celebrating our geniuses with a plate of beef and fried potato chips swimming in bernaise, when one of us had to leave. The other two, including yours truly, were up for more […]

First, I nearly didn’t get any sleep at all last night. I wrote some good shit before going to bed, and then I started dreaming about this girl. It was all very nice for a while, nice and sexy, but then I started arguing with her. "You know that you aren’t real? I’m just dreaming […]

My cousin, Stig-Ø a.k.a kekePower, turns 34 this evening! Congratulations! Stig hosts a few of my side-projects, and in addition most of the bizarre imagery of this blog. He’s also a good side-kick when I run into linux related problems. He’s into: computers, wiki and the web, metal music, science fiction, nice and fast cars, […]

It’s Monday and I’m still feeling the consequences of a brilliant Saturday night. I can’t say that much about it without incriminating people, so I’m not going to; but it involved free champagne, a French couple, a German pornstar and a lot of Tom Waits. My neck is stiff as Keanu Reeves, my shoulders are […]

It’s full moon.. I can feel hair growing from my ass.. Just one more night, Sigg3, I tell myself. One more angst-ridden night, and then it’ll ALL be over! But I can’t sleep. Some cats are getting it on across the street, I can hear them just fine from my bed, and then there’s the […]

That was the question a mate called and asked me today. To tell you the truth, I’m miserable, and I’m not doing great at all. I feel like my head’s full of cotton, my neck’s so tense I can barely turn it, and when I wake up in the morning I can’t feel my throat […]

I recently had an experience where I would, with a probability of 0.9, have come out like the great knight in shining armor (that I am). I’m not sure if it really counts when you’re expecting it, but this was one of those situations where I would’ve defeated the dragon, ruined a small tennis shoe […]

Some people say the "winter" is here. At best, they are lying. But most of them are in on a Northern-hemisphere conspiracy to carry out pragmatic mindcontrol. They are economists, garbage men, hairdressers, your wife, the underpaid East-European labour, the Pakistani taxi drivers, the government etc. Especially the government. Because now, you see, they can […]