I’m popping out to Kristiansand to help my family with some work on our cabin. It’s in the remote woods of southern Norway, so I may not come back alive. If I don’t, you’ll just have to put me in my chair, turn down the temperature and open up a few windows. Otherwise, I’ll be […]
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Memory of khaki shorts and summer breeze
Today I wear khaki shorts. I think it was about time the summer set in so that I could put my amazing body on display. When I put them on this morning, though, I automatically starting singing this song, which I haven’t heard in ages. But the tune was there. Must be some memory about […]
Subway tragedy
There’s a new girl working at the local Subway Sandwhich bar. She’s new, I get it, but this is the second time she burns my Parmesan bread. Look at this keyboard, there are crumbs all over it! She doesn’t know the local mix of dressing either, so now it’s too much mustard and no smooth […]
A trip to the dentist
I went to the dentist this morning. I got a form where I had to fill in all kinds on information regarding my health. I can understand why the dentist would ask for HIV/Aids, body fluids being a keynote of every dental examination, but there was a lot of them. Smoker? Check. Bad breath? See […]
Open Water – I think it sucks
A lot of so-called indie films have been pushing their way into the limelight since what must have been a record when Blair Witch Project was released some years ago. Open Water is also an indie film. What indie films often have in common is that they are a) cheap and b) alternative. The box […]
Transcript from the Sunday Family BBQ (parental warning: tits)
This Sunday I was interrupted in my writing by my mother, who asked whether I wanted to join her and my sister for a bbq. Then she said she had to call again, because my sister wasn’t sure. She called five minutes later, confirming that my sister was not, in fact, totally sure. I continued […]
Feels like a Monday morning
Today when I walked to work, I saw a lady with a puppy. It was tumbling all around her legs, having a fight with the collar and making a big point out of not standing still by the crossway. As the green light turned on, and the lady indicated they had actually come here for […]
The Day of the Beast
So this is the day of Satan, eh? It’s quite nice. We’ve got sun here, people are smiling and they are flushing the front parking lot for old cigarettestubs. Gotto make place for the new ones. And the smell of water hitting the asphalt in the sun is a flashback to all other summers when […]
Today my shoulders scrub the floor
Today I’m having a miserable day. Just thought you should know. I spent all last night formatting harddrives, which isn’t very fun, when I should’ve been playing the drums, which is fun. It turns out my motherboard has a problem with my Seagate Barracuda drive. My cousin gave me a tip, so now I’ve cloned […]
Picture of the Day: Bob Marley and the Whalers
Couldn’t stop myself from doing it:)