Lately I’ve been thinking about moving again. The place I live now is tolerable, and most important of all it’s cheap. But I’m beginning to go crazy being able to hear whatever goes on in the flat.. What I pay for 17m2 is: rent 2500,- electricity (unknown:) broadband 200,- It varies between 3000 and 3200 […]
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Screw you guys, I'm going home
I just got to work after a sleepless night. I met two old folks standing outside the building. It happens every now and then, and quite often it is old women who went here when this was a Girl School. When I got inside after a little chat, I noticed that things were quite .. […]
May 16th 2006
The 16th of May has always been the national holiday of the youth, so naturally you go out and get drunk. After a big dinner of salmon at some relatives’, with ice cream dessert, coffee and a full introduction to Norwegian folk costumes, I was too full to do any shaking. But I knew it […]
Any tips on shaving?
This manual shaving is really getting to me. And I’m not a pussy. I once wrestled a bigfoot with the backside of my ankle. There’s three, maybe four people in the world who could do that. I’m just used to shaving quick and painless, and with the same rush as always I now shave quick […]
Two pictures
I promised you some pictures from the trip. Here’s the two most appropriate. As you can see, I was dressed up like a boyband. Mojo aside, I can’t stay away from truckdriver coffee. This is me and my father taking a walk. I think it is a good picture. My brother Koew will be hosting […]
Summum bonum
I’d forgotten how sharp those razors are. They are really sharp! Sharp like, well, razors.. So here I am, the human kebab, ’cause I’m not one of those suckers sticking toilet paper to my face. Toilet paper is for the ass. Had an ok weekend. The weather is rather strange at the moment, so I’m […]
Scatterbrain tidbits from recent events
I smashed my shaver this morning. I was standing in the shower, singing and doing small dancing tricks (and we’ve a really tiny bathroom), and when I was going to do the quick-pull of the towel, I also smashed my shaver into the tile floor. In philosophy we call that a fuck up. I’ve smashed […]
Taking care of the city
It’s Sunday evening, and I’m sitting here by my window waiting for the left-overs from the white wine to cool off. Last night was legendary. Nothing special happened, but a chain of events and the totality added up to one long sought-after Saturday night. It started in the middle of the day. As usual, I […]
Why I hate Tapas
This Sunday my mother and my brother took me and my sister out to celebrate our birthdays. They took us to Eastside’s Westside’s Barcelona Tapes Restaurant without conferring with our digestive preferences beforehand. I’ve been to Tapas restaurants before, and I didn’t like it this time either. Some of you suckers may be all like […]
Picture of the Day: The Wailing Wall
Saw National Geographics documentary about the Gospel of Judas yesterday. The images they had from the Wailing Wall and the people there inspired this picture: Thought I’d share it with you since it’s Easter and all pretty soon.