Category: thoughts

I just realized something. I don’t know any 14 year old internet user who is not a webdesigner. When I was 15 years old, being a webdesigner would be a good enough reason to get a good punch in the teeth. It’s so 1998. So today I wrote my first x86 Assembly application. When run, […]

I dunno. This chick I share appartment with is drying her clothes. That’s ok. I do it too. It’s just that.. her lingerie really soaks on that water. And "in case of visitors" she just shuts the door in the hall so I’m locked there in my room with her clothes drying outside of it. […]

I most definetely have a weak spot for receptionists. I don’t think it’s just the fact that the substitutes are all young, attractive females. No. I think it’s the entire scheme. They’re there to protect and to serve. Just without the badges and angry narco-dogs. If I’d reached far in this world, I’d be a […]

On a weekly basis during days where work is scarce and I’ve time in abundance, I usually surf around on topics that I normally don’t read much of. I’m very fascinated by things unknown to us, having read all UFO material I could dig up when I was 12-14 years old (including J. Allen Hynek’s […]

..I’d like to apologise to my readers about my late absence of proper updates. It has been a long time since my last proper update, really, since I’ve had so much to do. Not too much, but by the end of a fast-paced week, it’s hard to figure out what kind of shit people think […]

What’s up with that? Now that I’ve a contract I shouldn’t have to do time in the reception! I cling on to the Receptionists’ Manifesto like a beaver to trees, but it doesn’t help. I’ve got tons of work waiting on me, several social researchers trying to convinve me that just their assignment is the […]

I’ve always been partial to doing as I please. That way, I’m pleased, and henceforth you’re pleased. I find it a most viable solution. I don’t rush to the office to reach the 9 o’clock deadline as perscribed in my contract. I rather stay one half-hour longer in the evening, if it’s required. And that’s […]

I just heard on the radio that a group of engineers have begun to offer intergalactic phone calls! They charge you on a per-minute-basis for a conversation with the alien(s) that would happen to listen to the call. Here’s my phonecall with outer space: Dear Listener, I’m speaking on behalf of the population of Earth […]

Read at a weblog which webmistress wishes to remain ignorant: "A bunch of people tell me I already have a lot of visitor content but it doesn’t feel like it lol. I wish I had more ideas of what I could put up. I want to add more tutorials on PHP and stuff but I […]

This senior advisor has entered our offices, and with him he brought his Toshiba CD300s (w/Intel Pentium MMX, 80mb ram and 5gig hdd running on a win95 original ed). For me it was like a dive into the realm of the past. He wanted me to put it onto our network, and I had to […]