Norwegian summers in the media is referred to as "cucumber-times", a term used to describe how newspapers print two-page stories about a potato that looks like Virgin Mary and that sort of stuff. Not that I’m against potatoes, but as Adams puts it: "It’s wrong to think you can solve any major problem with potatoes". […]
Author: sigg3
On toilet paper
There are many critical factors to be considered before launching the mind-blasting adventure of buying toilet paper. And there is, thanks to the industry, several choices to choose among. Today I stumbled over toilet paper with flowers on it. It didn’t end with that, it smelled like flowers too. I don’t know about you, but […]
I don’t know where I’d been without fabric softener. Probably in a ditch somewhere.. complaining. Moaning. Burning in agony. It’s not long till the summer is over, or at least my vacation, and judging from the way I’ve been spending money – and the way money miss to mysteriously appear in my account – it’s […]
Latest Internet Relay Chat – logs (IRC)
#519623 <rom> if i was ever playing hide and go seek I would want Anne Frank on my team. #518696 <RustySpoon> Hahaha… I just came back from Phlanges girlfriend. <Phloam> Wtf were you doing there? ffs man have some respect <RustySpoon> Let’s just say she was glad to see me * Phlange is now afk […]
Oh, and I got in at the University of Oslo, Bachelor program in Philosophy. I just remembered the registration ends tomorrow. Now signed. Which means I’m officially a student again. I don’t think I like it.
Coming to terms with The Fishtank Situation
First off: I haven’t got any fish yet. The noise from the fishtank air pump has been driving me crazy ever since I installed it. I’ve tried just about everything. From patting the whole thing with a torn-up sock I found, isolating its hangings with rubber bands to sleeping with my head under the pillow […]
Last five flicks I saw
Platoon This movie provided fine entertainment to my dinner consisting of fried turkey with cheese and toast. It was close to an action movie, and far from the brilliant piece of work some would like it to be, and even how the documentary (making of..) portrayed it. Now, giving actors two weeks of combat training […]
I hate headlines
and the way they change the truth. I was standing in line at the supermarket. It was hot and humid. I was sweating abnormally, which these two chicks I was in-between with seemed appalled by. Fuck’em, I thought. Yes, I thought, I’d really like to fuck’em make love to’em. But you know my luck, and […]
Back in town
Back in town again, I’ve just discovered that some of my seaweed has been damaged from the absence of yours truly. I’m truly inclined to draw a parallell to you, my readers, and how you wither without me. Apart from that, everything r0xX!!1 There was a drag going there by bus, since we just ended […]
Link of the day: Born to fly
There are some really, really disturbed people on the ‘net. But Amanda (and her mum) doesn’t mind, so we’ve been chatting for the better part of half a year or something. We have got probably one thing in common: Lindsay Lohan. Apart from that I know she loooooves Harry Potter, ze books, but she agrees […]