Injured seagull gets Barbie-doll leg: A badly injured seagull was saved after its wounded leg was amputated and replaced with parts from a Barbie doll. Shy moose given assertiveness training: […] when Kenwood was put in the moose enclosure he was immediately bullied by a female called Winya. "She’s a real bitch," said biologist Agaath […]
Author: sigg3
My first green-metallic love of life, Sold!
That’s right. *snif* My mother’s Volvo 940 was sold on Thursday this week. This is the car I used to roam the desolate roads of Northern Norway with about a year ago. Down here in the city I haven’t been behind the wheel at all. Why should I? If I need to go somewhere, I […]
FOY 2004, March girl: Audrey Hepburn
Due to the lack of incoming FOY nominations Sigg3 dot net has been forced to proceed with desperate measures. This particular nomination is then an exception to the rules. I’d be glad if you could take this a bit more seriously. "The world ends tomorrow and you may die!" The March girl in our Female […]
Thoughts around an African conman's fraud
Frank Robert, an African spam/conman, sent me this fraud-mail today. Thought it funny, so I decided to print some of it: Peace of The Lord Be with You! In my search for a reliable and God fearing person and having gotten your contact through prayers and painstaking efforts I have decided to seek your help […]
Cul-de-sac (1966)
Yesturday, Friday evening, me and Kornelius went to the movies. Well, not any kind of movie. This cinema shows only classics and cult-films. We did the dark comedy Cul-de-sac starring Donald Pleasence, Françoise Dorléac, Lionel Stander and more, from 1966. The black and white film is a 35mm recording done by one of movie history’s […]
Latest Internet Relay Chat-logs (IRC)
#353175 <mgr> I was under the impression that the program was fully functional? I am not correct? <kitchen> Depends on what you think ‘fully functional’ means <kitchen>The Rebels believed the DeathStar to not be ‘fully operational’ and look what that got Alderan. #353105 <pothead2234> sometimes i wonder what are all the words other than breasts […]
What happened to t.A.T.u?
Ever since Sigg3 dot net’s Female of the Year 2003 competition, where t.A.T.u participated, it has been rather quiet around the Russian pseudo-lesbian duo. This is what ananova.com reported in May this year: Tatu are to dump their name and their manager who they say is interested only in orchestrating scandals and not in developing […]
Scentless Apprentice
Picture this: Officescape, papers everywhere, some empty sodabottles, half-filled coffe mugs. Yours truly in front of a computer headbanging to Nirvana’s IN UTERO. My co-workers and the Mexican painters next door didn’t dare to ask me turn it down. Thought I was in a trance. Civilians.
The Thing about Swine
The Thing about Swine is that they’re pigs. More or less. They hang around in mud, dirt and flies. Those components are like magnets to each other. Still, these dirty animals have got something about them making people go ‘awww’, even though their smell is really awwwwful. Believe you me. When I was young I […]
Subway and Sandwhiches
I’ve just had lunch. Due to the summer vacation everyone else is having, the cantina is closed and I’m left to scavange the streets for food an hour a (work)day. Yesterday I went to this kebab house where they were really cutting out on everything, except the sour sauce which didn’t taste like anything. Today […]