I’ve finally taken the step towards a better life. No, I’ve not quit smoking. No, I’ve not shaved my scrotum. No, I’ve not started on a diet. (I’m not fat!!) No, I’ve not killed the neighbour cats. No, I’ve not won the lottery. No, I’ve not installed a brilliant SPAM filter. No, I’ve not decided […]
Author: sigg3
Robot literature and computer damnation
Many writers of science fiction have jerked off to, uhm.. thought about, the idea of mankind vaporized by machines. By computers. By calculators. By microwave-oven javascripts. Today I realized why. There’s no threat in an actual computer. That is unless one falls from the forth floor and lands on someone happening to walk by. Apart […]
The Elevator Situation, pt. 2
This is a follow-up on my treatise on The Elevator Situation. Things you can/should do in an elevator. You can wiggle your toes. Even if you’re wearing sandals. You can change balance-point from heel to toes. You can actually keep your hands in your pockets, but should not shuffle your feet at the same time. […]
Point of Positivity
~Tai said: your site roxks teh soxks awf! :P ~tai This is just what you need when you’ve come late to work, have a hangover making you a retrospectic (i.e you fear that you did something last night that you’ve forgotten, something that will bite you). Cheers, mate! Then you scroll further down your inbox […]
Link of the day: Garderobebok
My friend Kornelius has been on-and-off bloggin’ for about a year. This is his third try to keep an outgoing flow of hatred* to the masses of Norwegian internet readers. Yes, it’s in Norwegian. Link of the day: «Garderobebok» by Kornelius (* He mostly writes about things he hates.**)(** Or things he doesn’t love loving.)
Existentialistic Sunday
I was having an existentialistic Sunday. Most people would just call it a hangover, but I think that’s understating the revelations your state of mind and body produces as you’re shaking like a leaf, totally drained of energy, and – to your own amazement – carefully considering that scary something optimists like to call ‘your […]
A new perspective on the History of the word fuck?
This is what bumped into my e-mail today: Just so you’ll know: The guy who does the audio on the "Fuck, The Word" (aka "The Word Fuck") track is NOT George Carlin, nor is it Monty Python, as is often credited. It is the late Jack Wagner, the former ‘voice of Disneyland’. I know, since […]
Link of the day: Norwegians and cold
Norwegians are the most antisocial population on the planet according to statistical research. There are numerous reasons for this. We’ve been under other nations’ reign for as long as anyone can remember. Norway wasn’t Norway until 1814, but then we were suddenly under Sweden. Then we had the nazi occupation. No one seems to forget […]
Poll #10: How often do you wash your hair?
This is the guy with the longest hair in the world: His name is Tran Van Hay, 67 year old from Vietnam, and fiercely proud of his mane. When I first saw that picture I noticed that his hair was pretty similar to sheep woll (do a google for ‘Shrek the sheep’), and I wondered […]
Pollresults on "My view on the smokeban is.."
Since I was hacked, the index page (this one) has been unavailable for editing, so I haven’t had the chance to update as usual. This affected the weekly poll, but now, at last, I’m here to give you the results. Thank you for participing! The smokeban has been in effect since the first of June. […]