Author: sigg3
A LOT less could make a man cry
Today I must admit I’ve been bothered by fat people. I know, it’s summer time, I should enjoy my vacation and watch the topless girls sunbathing like I did last year. It’s just that.. well, it’s raining every god damn day and I’m still working in the office! Which is kind of annoying because all […]
Link of the day: Maddox slaughters the iPhone
My brother just referred me to www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com to check out Maddox’s latest update, but when I got there bam! I was referred further on with this message: At the time of writing his post about the iPhone has had 7350 people digg it. It was 7280 when I began this post. Link of the day: […]
Look Away! I'M HIDEOUS!
After careful consideration I have decided that it’s about time that I enlighten all of you internets about my recent physical defect. A severe monstrosity, a ..thing.. I discovered on my physical form yesterday when the family doctor removed the bandages from my left hand. But first a recap. As you all know, young men […]
Fourteen squirrels apprehended for espionage
A lil’ heads-up to the Bloonlabs critters who did an anti-squirrel campaign a while back. Islamic Republic News Agency or the IRNA reports (Sky News) that 14 squirrels were taken into custody by Iranian police two weeks ago for international espionage. "The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices." What […]
From my Outbox: A small step for man, a giant leap for mankind
In this "feature" I present to you e-mails that I have sent-to-all at work. They are mostly about local matters at work, but so damn funny that I know you’ll enjoy them. I sent this out yesterday when diggers (professional workers, not slang for native Americans) had begun to tear up the garden. A decision […]
Link of the day: History Of Left- And Right-Side Driving
I was doing ScaryDuck‘s Thursday vote-o this morning, harassing the British for driving on the left side of the road, when I forgot what side left was. Which means I also forgot which side Norwegians drive on. What can I say? It’s a long time since I drove a car. I referred to the internet […]
Google translated problem solving
A couple of weeks back I had some trouble finding a way to open a Sony VAIO Z series laptop from China. I got in touch with their international support but they only referred me to the local Chinese office, which didn’t have an e-mail adress and only spoke Chinese. Great support. I eventually found […]
Sigg3.net celebrating 5 years on the intarwebs!
Yes, that’s right! Five years ago my domain was carved in stone on the mountain of crap that is the net. I had naturally been online long before. At the age of eight or nine we had computers in the classroom, where you could play Python (referred to as ‘Snake’ by the younger generation) from […]
Sigg3.net anniversary celebrated one week early
God, I just returned from an awfully big lunch. I always eat more when I’m watching The Sopranos. And cuss. First I had the fish, as you do, and I wanted some salmon and eggs, and a slice of bread with sausages. But then the eggs were so runny that I needed more bread. Alas, […]