Today we celebrate Happy Terrorist Day to commemorate clever political tricks in order to explore ethically dubious international strategies, and general extortion of less developed nation states. Hooray! For the last couple of days I’ve only been reading the history of Rome (Introduction to Roman History by A. Kamm), and what strikes me as their […]
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How to get a blowjob from Justin Bieber
This was last week’s AMAZING insight at the office.. (Help! Help! This job’s killing me! They’re banning my blog and making me work!) How-to: Get a blowjob from Justin Bieber in two easy steps: Take Justin Bieber’s initials Swap ’em around! Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the lobster!
All Hell Broke Luce
Tom Waits just released his Hell Broke Luce music video, directed by Matt Mahurin, who created R.E.M’s Orange Crush music vid too. There’s a lot of Terry Gilliam and Fallout 3 to this video, methinks.
What's he building in there?
Tom Waits has been spamming us with mysterious blog pics lately, all marked COMING AUGUST 7. There are rumours about a Tom Waits tour, or even a new album, but to me the pictures clearly indicate that ANTI will be opening some sort of Tom Waits theme park down in Florida — Tom’s World — […]
Happy Terrorist Day, Norway!
Today, Norwegians celebrate the national Terrorist Day, in remembrance of the huge one-man operation conducted by a medically insane crusader in order to protect the white race supremacy from the ongoing Muslim sneak-attack. To wit, by executing some 90 innocent people in the Labour Party summer camp and setting off a huge bomb downtown that […]
Summer Holiday 2012
This year we drove to Nordland, due to not wanting to leave Elvis – our Boston Terrier – alone in the cargo hull on a plane. The drive took us 2 days. Elvis was really quiet and calm while driving, he usually just farts and falls asleep, which was a great relief. Some dogs just […]
I'm on Summer Holiday, by the way!
I was supposed to do a Bollicks to this! post, but in all the commotion I must have forgot. Anyway, we drove up north last Friday, where we are currently preparing an outdoor BBQ. After 3 days of heavy rain, it’s getting lighter, and tomorrow we’re even expecting some 17 degrees Celsius and actual sunny […]
Getting a Sony PS3 for next to nothing…
Lady C’s mother bought a Sony TV earlier this year, and with it she received a coupon saying she could get a Sony Playstation 3 with Uncharted 3 for only 550 NOK (around $90 USD), which is a 75% discount in our high-cost economy. She was going to throw it away, but we got it […]
Sex Hour!
I’m not sure if this is some international gangbanger collaboration or just an example of Norwegian self-satisfaction, but this morning on Official News Radio NRK Alltid Nyheter they touted the so-called Sex Hour, that preaches 1 hour of sex tonight to promote the use of contraceptives. Contraceptives.. Ah, the sound of it makes you smell […]
German Exams: All done!
6 Minutes and 32 Seconds ago the folder where you upload your German Literature Tysk 1300 exam was closed. Just 5 minutes before deadline I managed to slip mine in there as well. Phew! I didn’t plan on it becoming such a hectic experience, I was in fact finished at around half past eleven. But […]