Category: literature

I was down in the basement last night, at around ten pm, when I discovered that the basement door was completely open. Anyone could just walk right in. I thought "wtf, I should call Securitas". I had barely put down the phone and had a coffee ‘fore I heard a noise. I was standing in […]

Although a little late, here is the mock report I wrote before x-mas as promised: What’s the meaning of it all? Well, we all know it’s 42. But what’s the use of it? And how are we to relate this to Statistics and Social Researching? In this challenging report, Sigbjørn S. Åmdal answers none of […]

The book arrived. I put it on top of the mess on my desk. For the entire day at work when it was lying there, not a single person dared to approach me. Some chicks began to weep. I learned that two of them got their periods spontaneously, just by seeing the cover over five […]

I’ve been getting a lot of "lost document" calls lately. Consider this analogy: You’re working at home, sitting on the edge of your chair writing down the last four pages of a document due three minutes and seventeen seconds ago. Your four year old kid waltzes in, innocent, naive and extremely annoying. – Muum, can […]

Day three hundred and ninety six, Godforsaken island. I still haven’t got my shack up to par since the storm two days ago. I haven’t found anything to replace my wire that was caught by the wind. It’s hard to come across any wire on a deserted island. I will probably have to walk to […]

Since I don’t have a Maddox or Manliness category on my blog (aawwww that sucks!) I’m gonna have to post this under ‘literature’. As an e-mail told me today: Today might be the best day of my life. That’s because Maddox has announced the book that reportedly caused a great stir in all world religions […]

We’ve been moved around again at work, since they are re-building some offices. A vast cloud of glue penetrates the air across the entire second floor, up the elevator shaft, and I can even smell it here @ 3rd floor. Here’s my send-to-all: The status quo of the library’s oxygen level reached a critical low […]

This is how I think when I work. This is also my only room:)

Last night two months work was deleted due to a power failure. If you’ve ever written something, written something good, you know how it feels. I’ve tried everything, but the document and most of the material is irretrievable. When you write, it’s like bringing up a child. You nurture it, make sure it can stand […]

I’m learning English as best I can, and today while doing my daily philosophical investigations, I stumbled onto the word tit. This is what Oxford had to tell me: Tits are small, very active birds. They belong to the Paridae family, but include birds from other families, such as the penduline tit (Remizidae) and the […]